Toshiba Satellite T135-S1307 TruBrite 13.3-Inch Ultrathin Black Laptop: $579

The normal price is $699, so this is a savings of $120 or 17%. But don't be a tool and forget that there is no tax in most states and free shipping, making this a better deal than that stripped down Dell computo-toy that you've been eyeing.


This rice rocket has a 1.3GHz Intel Pentium Ultra Low Voltage SU4100 Processor with 3GB Memory, a massive 500GB Serial ATA Hard Drive, and a 13.3" LED-Backlit Display. That's LED, or LIGHT EMITTING DIODES, a futuristic technology obtained from aliens. It also includes Windows 7 Home Premium...That's WINDOWS 7, which is a lot like Vista just with a different name. I need you to buy this laptop so that I get 4% of your purchase price back from Amazon. Okay?